A joke from work...

A quality consultant was hired to speak to a conference of 1000 software developers. He stood at the podium and looked out at the crowd and asked a question.

"If your teams designed airplanes instead of software, would you fly in the planes?"

A single man in the center of the room sheepishly raised his hand.

The consultant peered at him and fired back, "Are you sure that your team designs software as well as aeronautical engineers design airplanes?"

The man said, "No, but I figure I might as well get in, it's not going to get off the runway anyway."