I'm really not that complicated...

Maintenance Guide for Tinuvial:

Level One: Friends

If I am down, please execute the following until the desired results are achieved:

a) Hug me.

b) Make me laugh.

c) If all else fails, take me out for ice cream.

Level Two: Friends with benefits (must receive permission to participate at this level):

a) Execute Steps for Level I relief. (Hugs can be supplemented with kisses)

b) If still not satisfied, drag me off to the bedroom.

I really am quite simple, and I don't really need that much maintenance. But if I am needy or complaining, one of the above is out of balance in my life.

This message has been brought to you by my inner child, who is very wounded right now and needs some love and attention.

Ciao for now.