Joke for the day...

God comes to Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden.

He has two bags behind his back, and begins to tell them that he has gotten gifts for both of them...

Adam snatches the bag in God's right hand and immediately opens it and says, "Cool, I can pee standing up!" and runs off to water the trees in the garden.

God shake his head.

Eve asks God shyly, "What's left for me?"

God smiles and says, "Multiple orgasms."