OK, so I'm stealin' this...

[tinuvial]

Thanks Scott, I really liked this:

if i were a stone, i would be...a ruby
if i were a tree, i would be...a sturdy oak
if i were a bird, i would be...a lark
if i were an insect, i would be...an ant
if i were a machine, i would be...a race car
if i were a tool, i would be...a screwdriver
if i were a fruit, i would be...a mango
if i were a flower, i would be...a morning glory
if i were a kind of weather, i would be...a hurricane
if i were a mythical creature, i would be...a pegasus
if i were a musical instrument, i would be...a cello
if i were a kind of profession, i would be...a healer
if i were an animal, i would be...a lion
if i were anything in the world, i would be...myself
if i were a color, i would be...purple
if i were a fragrance, i would be...Obsession
if i were an emotion, i would be...passion
if i were a state or feeling, i would be...joyful
if i were a vegetable, i would be...a potato
if i were a sound, i would be...a moan of pleasure
if i were an element, i would be...fire